Ow.
I'd like to reiterate my last statement: Ow.
My mouth feels the same as when the orthodontist would tighten my braces. It's not unbearable, but it isn't fun.
Also, not to gross anyone out, but I think the doctor stitched my gums to my cheeks. Yeah, I know. Ew.
This morning, my breath was smelling awful, so I (gently) brushed my teeth and did a salt-water rinse. A watermelon seed came out. I ate watermelon two days ago. A seed had been stuck in my tooth socket for nigh on two days. Double "ew."
oh my god. you are gross.
ReplyDeleteYou still had the ability to use the word "nigh." I admire that.
ReplyDeleteShe also used the words "ow" and "ew" a lot. Well done.
ReplyDeleteDisgusting!!!!!!!
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