Strategically-placed leg slit

Oh my gosh, I cannot stop laughing! I can't breathe!!

Hugh asked me to find a sewing pattern for him to learn to sew (isn't he awesome?) So I searched "men's sewing patterns" in Pinterest and this came up.

from Daddy Likey

I don't do the one-word sentence thing very often, but: Oh. My. Word. I am totally making Hugh a pair of those trousers as soon as I have any sewing skill whatsoever.