I should probably just give up the ghost and shut this blog down. I never even think about blogging anymore. It's pathetic.
Why I love my friends (and professors):
Tanya: "I thought that was a pancake and I got excited, but it's just a crab."
Holly: (in reference to partying at the Leicester Square Wetherspoon's) "I'd rather have bowel surgery in a wood with a small branch."
Professor Sandy Cairncross (Guru of sanitation): "A virus is like a P.S. at the end of a letter. 'P.S. Double-helix, when copying yourself, could you make five copies of me?'" Personally, I think this needs a "kthxbye!" at the end.