Friday, July 25, 2008

Ow.

Ow.

I'd like to reiterate my last statement: Ow.

My mouth feels the same as when the orthodontist would tighten my braces. It's not unbearable, but it isn't fun.

Also, not to gross anyone out, but I think the doctor stitched my gums to my cheeks. Yeah, I know. Ew.

This morning, my breath was smelling awful, so I (gently) brushed my teeth and did a salt-water rinse. A watermelon seed came out. I ate watermelon two days ago. A seed had been stuck in my tooth socket for nigh on two days. Double "ew."

4 comments:

  1. oh my god. you are gross.

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  2. You still had the ability to use the word "nigh." I admire that.

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  3. She also used the words "ow" and "ew" a lot. Well done.

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