In French class on Monday, while role-playing based on a book:
Marina to Jascha: "Have I ever told you that you're terrible in bed?"
Hercules is on a four-day school trip to the woods.
Me to Narcissus: "Do you miss your brother?"
Narcissus (dejectedly): "Yes." (a few seconds of silence) "There's no one to play Playstation with me."
(Narcissus doesn't know how to play Playstation, he just watches Hercules play. He can sit and watch for hours. And that's what he misses. Watching someone play.)
Speaking of Narcissus, he's currently watching Star Wars Episode III for the fifth time in three days. Where does this kid get his attention span?